The Speed Cure – without pills. Learn marketable web skills. SpeedHospital is a speed business-in-a-box toolkit.


SELL SPEED

Developers make extra income.

Learn the art of healing speed.
Improve your business with WordPress performance education.

 

Yes, you can learn to optimize websites without code.

FOR WEB DEVELOPERS

Everyone …
hates a slow website.

If you’re a web professional, you can now get paid to speed tune your clients’ sites. You’ve discovered new income-earning potential.

The SpeedHospital Framework

A

ANALYZE
You can’t properly diagnose a slow website without looking *under the hood.* You’ll learn how to analyze a site’s host, theme, plugins, scripts and images. No more guessing.

B

OPTIMIZE SITES
Now you know why your site is slow, roll up your sleeves and fix it. Learn how to address the root causes of slow loading websites.


OPTIMIZE IMAGES
SpeedHospital also gives you information about hard-to-find super-light plugins to enhance site optimization.
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C

DELIVER
Wow your clients by delivering professional speed results. SpeedHospital includes template Terms of Service, PDF Checklists, Sample Speed Reports….

 


strategy | knowledge | tools

The Modules

1
A N A L Y Z E

Assess Speed

This module teaches you how to analyze a site’s host, theme, plugins, scripts and images. Take the guesswork out of slow-loading sites.

 

2
O P T I M I Z E  S I T E S

SpeedRescue

SpeedRescue module is purpose-built for one goal: improving mobile and desktop page speed. Contains five super-light plugins, eBook PDF, and MP4 video instruction.

SpeedRescue includes:

1 SpeedSwitch

PLUGIN: It’s best to deactivate heavy plugins on pages where they’re not needed. Selective plugin activation is your secret mobile-speed strategy.

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2 SpeedXRay

PROCESS & HELPER PLUGINS: This is a plugin-assisted evaluation process. Learn how to use the Pareto 80/20 principle to isolate slow worst-offender plugins. Then treat them with two of our other powerful speed plugins: SpeedSwitch and TourniKit.

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3 LongCache

PLUGIN: Leverage browser caching. Various online speed tests report this fault condition as slowing down pages. But they don’t explain much about what it is and how to fix it. It’s easy – and this is the simple plugin solution.

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4 TourniKit

PLUGIN: Take control over the scripts and styles enqueued on your site. To enqueue means to add scripts and styles from themes and plugins waiting for processing (standing in line). These show up as requests in speed test waterfalls. Now you can turn those delays off when unneeded.

Learn More

5 Instant jQ

PLUGIN: WordPress theme developers normally use the resident jQuery included with WordPress. It loads when your site is visited by users.
The fastest jQuery is the one you never have to load.

Learn More

 

3
O P T I M I Z E   I M A G E S

SmooshKit

SmooshKit process has one goal: improving image load times. Contains recommendations for super-light free plugins plus eBook PDF, and MP4 video instruction.

Learn how to assess the speed-health of your media library. Save 80-percent with optimum image compression. Bulk-correct wrong image formats.

Learn More about SmooshKit

 

4
D E L I V E R

Business-in-a-Box

The business module contains sample PDF reports, terms of service templates, and other goodies to help simplify your life as a speed professional.

 

5
B O N U S

KrunchKore

This bonus module contains information about 11 discrete plugins to strip or disable unneeded and unused WordPress baggage. These speed enhancers are installed from the 55,000 free WordPress plugin directory. 83-page eBook and 7-minute instructional video included.

KrunchKore gives you speed tips and instructions. You’re buying our knowledge and expertise. Links to resources are included for your convenience and backup. All open-source downloads are the property of their original authors and protected by GPL licenses. They are endorsed and available from the WordPress plugin directory. We don’t provide support. But we do answer email speed questions for 30 days after purchase.

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RESULTS “I gotta hand it to Steve. His recommendations not only improved the site, but once I deploy his methods across all sites, I’ll save quite a few bucks on paid plugins and themes.” -- Jon D. FatStacksBlog.com

SpeedHospital Pricing

Geek
One Time
$299
Use on up to 5 sites
5 Core Modules
3 Ebooks
3 How-To Videos
✔ SpeedSwitch
✔ SpeedXRay
✔ LongCache
✔ TourniKit
✔ SmooshPix
✔ SmooshStatic
✔ Instant-jQ
3 Months of post-purchase email support
no coaching calls
Join the Waiting List
Pro
One Time
$499
Use on unlimited sites
5 Core Modules
3 Ebooks
3 How-To Videos
✔ SpeedSwitch
✔ SpeedXRay
✔ LongCache
✔ TourniKit
✔ SmooshPix
✔ SmooshStatic
✔ Instant-jQ
3 months of post-purchase email support
no coaching calls
Join the Waiting List
Coach
One Time
$1999
Use on unlimited sites
5 Core Modules
3 Ebooks
3 How-To Videos
✔ SpeedSwitch
✔ SpeedXRay
✔ LongCache
✔ TourniKit
✔ SmooshPix
✔ SmooshStatic
✔ Instant-jQ
6 months of post-purchase email support
3 one-on-one coaching calls
Join the Waiting List

Frequently Asked Questions

Do the speed plugins work?
We use these same plugins to sell performance optimization services to our clientele. They are synergistic, uncomplicated, and unpretentious optimization plugins.

I can’t find these plugins anywhere else. Why not?
Some of these plugins are exclusive to PagePipe. They’re not available elsewhere. Others are hidden in the 55,000 WordPress plugin directory. We show you where to find them.

Are there any ongoing fees to use the plugins?
Each plugin – and accompanying documents – are yours to keep forever. There are no renewal fees.

Do I need to register the plugins before use?
No owner registration required. No API sign-up required. No slow remote server requests.

Can I use the plugins on multiple websites?
Yes, you may use them on unlimited sites – including your client sites. Just don’t resell them.

Does your method require coding or other programming?
No. Our method does not require coding or programming.

Do you offer support?
We offer email support for 30 days.

Who created SpeedHospital?
Steve Teare and the PagePipe staff are the creators of SpeedHospital. Steve is a performance engineer – and author of the popular speed blog, PagePipe.com.

Can I read more testimonials?
Sure. Knock yourself out.

 

RESULTS “My site went from loading in over 4 seconds to loading in under 2 seconds. Steve’s recommended changes in hosting and plugins save me over $521 every year.” -- Matt S.TheToolMerchants.com


PagePipe (Steve Teare) – there are few people as obsessed with speed as I am. This is one of them and he’s been messing with it for longer than I have. He’s probably the OG of website speed back in an era (20 years ago) when very few small-site owners cared about it. I’ve exchanged really pleasant emails with him and amusingly, we both agree with each other on many philosophies regarding speed, design, development, and business in general. – WPJohnny.com